Christine: I’m trying to remind myself that hunger is a good thing . . . burn that fat!
Steph: I love it! You are though, your body is all “eff you jerk, you won’t feed me, I’m goin’ internal B!”
Christine: I don’t think my body has a potty mouth . . . maybe yours does, but not mine!
Steph: Mine does! Except all bad words are shortened to F, and B, etc. And Jerkwad is often thrown around internally! My new one is F#*%stockings! Got it from a book!
Christine: You can and this to your “twisted” list.
[Ed. Note: I edited this from an e-mail message]