Ketchup Words

This is the t-shirt I bought today. Imagine if you will, the beasty creature as my dear beloved baby girl/princess Bella the Bully!


peen: A derogatory term used to denote someone who is annoying. Short for "penis".

Mormon Assault Vehicle: A station wagon, minivan, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic. Also "M.A.V."

shoop: To have sex.

aibohphobia: The irrational fear of palindromes (words read the same forwards and backwards).
In Use:
Guy1: Hey what's your name?
Guy2: Bob.
Guy1: AAAAAAAHHHHH! (runs and hides behind sofa)
Guy2: wow
Guy1: AAAAAAHHHHHH! (runs and falls down stairs)

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