A New Cooler Week

Here is to hoping the weather guessers have it right and the "heat spell" has subsided!



Different is Not Wrong by Martin Firrell





Pink Zune! What once was my beloved companion has now slung a wrath of fury! I will become a traitor and go the way of Apple you fucking bastard!




Words-
half-your-age-plus-seven: The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. (ex: if You are 26, you must wait until your romantic interest is 20 (26/2 + 7 =20)!

fivehead: An extremely large forehead. (ex: please refer to any photo of me, I have a giant fivehead often used for odd/unknown men to place their hands and pray, story for another time).